when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
a national hero
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
eating in class when ur not supposed to
If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you
Someone said that public masturbation is good. I disagree but I can see where they’re coming from.
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
SOMEONE SAID IT
I’m fucking crying