Read this way out of context.
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
all i have is this blog and my virginity
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
i think the name ‘frodo’ has a certain ring to it
- Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
- Mother: You love me?!
- Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol