Pretty Tumblr Themes

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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dekutree:

a national hero

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

merslayed:

deaddreamers:

best photoset I’ve ever seen

"get out me machu picchu"

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

cutzy-clocken:

Someone said that public masturbation is good. I disagree but I can see where they’re coming from.

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying