you`re fucking kidding me
AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
where the fuck has this been all my life?????????
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
- me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.